Today at approximately 1:00 pm EST, Seve Jobs will introduce to the world the product he has spent his entire life perfecting.

Many analysts and industry pundits are speculating that Apple will introduce a tablet computing device. This device, depending on who you listen to will be able to take reading books electronically to the next level, make Apple a serious gaming platform, and otherwise be a pretty cool portable internet device.

I have heard it from reliable sources that what Jobs is planning to unleash today is the Mark of The Apple otherwise known as iWorld. The strategic plan that Bill Gates could not deliever on due to his ineptness, will be carried out by his nemesis Jobs. The plan pure and simple is that each person on the planet will be emblazoned with the Apple logo on their foreheads or left hand. It will allow them communicate interchangeably with one another and with Apple headquarters in Cupertino. For those of you who scoff at such an idea, laugh not! By the end of 2010, a worldwide edict will be given that every Windows computer must be destroyed and replaced with a Mac. Along those lines, there will only be one cell phone available for use – you guessed it, the  iPhone. All others must be destroyed.

The plot began many years ago when Jobs seemed to harmlessly began to use a small case i in front of all products
introduced by Apple. If only we would have known that harmless, yet very cool i really stood for the all seeing eye that Apple would become. Today will definitely be the day that lives throughout eternity that a one world system was instigated. For what seemed to be a harmless product announcement revealed a sinister plan that has been brewing since the days of a small computer company operating out of a simple garage. Hide your children and your wife! Do not watch this event online as part of this plot includes mass electronic radio waves  during the event that will scramble brain cells. This will be the first step to prepare the hard core Apple fanboys to lead this worldwide movement. The results will not be pretty!

And you thought today was about the iPad!